Diesmal: The Barney Stinson Hot-Crazy Scale.

Barney ist der Meinung, dass Frauen mit denen man ausgeht, ruhig irgendwie ne Macke haben dürfen, solange sie ausreichend “hot” sind.

Um die Sache ein wenig zu erklären, hält er mal wieder eine seiner Bar-Vorlesung ab:

Barney:
There is no way she is above the line on the hot-crazy scale

Ted:
She is not even on the scale she is just hot.

Robin:
Wait, hot crazy scale?

Barney:
Let me illustrate! A girl is allowed to be crazy as long she is equally hot. Thus if she is this crazy she has to be this hot. If she is this crazy she has to be this hot.

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You want the girl to be above this line, also known as the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal. A girl I dated. She played jumprope with that line.

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First she’d shave her head, than loose ten pounds, than she’d stab me with a fork, than she get a boob job. I should call her.

Barney Stinson erklärt die Welt muss nicht unbedingt die Meinung des Autors widergeben.

Auch spannend:

1. HIMYM: Barney Stinson wird weiterleben, als Spion!
2. Ich habe Buffy getroffen.
3. He’s awesome!
4. Haaave you met Ted?
5. Top 10: Wer mich Lachen macht!